This can't possibly be real.

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Mister Fister gets a Mental Blister

Bayspay.com? You want to spay Beyonce?! I'M TELLING THE JEZEBEL WRITERS!!!

Watch these students use this one WEIRD TRICK to promote vaccinations! Anti-Vaxxers HATE them!

ALL DOGS ARE PUPPIES!

Catcher/Pitcher Baker is also an apprentice candlestick maker.