I want Wompus

Some, like Florida State, Central Michigan, and Utah got permission from the tribes to use their names.

my friend has a little black bobtail named Smokey. The best thing about them is they're awkward and goofy because they dont have a tail to stabilize their movements, as opposed to my wobbly cat, Basil, who is just several generations imbred(such a sweetheart though)

The ruling was in reference to taking pictures of people in public spaces, not upskirting. It was about being able to take pictures of the high school cheerleading squad performing without being questioned as to motive for example. Taking pictures of people jogging on a public street, etc. I actually agree with the…

worth it. look at those eyes!

Yes but you are also operating from a position of sanity and the realization that you are trying to convince actual humans who have free will to want to spend time around you.

"Ooh, a piece of candy!"

by saying "I am a fan"

I would like to apologize on behalf of all Southern Illinois University students, faculty, and alumni for Jenny McCarthy.

Just remember that this is the same team that welcomed Ray Lewis back with open arms after he was involved in a double murder

People generally tend to suck, whereas dogs are generally cool

Peter King is the fucking worst

Dan Snyder would have tried to monetize the illness

Their belief that the magical sky sadist will reward their efforts

Judge G. Todd Baugh, Missoula, Montana

True. Not ALL men think this way. True. Not ONLY men think this way. But the fact of the matter is the VAST MAJORITY of this bullshit is coming from straight white men and there is absolutely no getting around this 7 metric fuckton elephant in the room. A big WHITE MALE elephant.

If I recall correctly, there is a law on the books in Texas that outlaws "unusual" hairstyles on children.

Be creative. The right moment will present itself

We Steelers fans are, unfortunately, like that. Its more "blue collar" or something

1000 miles from your Baltimore office, located right in the heart of Mt. Vernon(IL), is a statue of Abraham Lincoln. Because he argued two cases on behalf of a railroad when the Illinois Supreme Court was in Mt. Vernon. The building is now the 5th district Appellate Court