You’re the only one that has actually been reporting on this stuff which is shocking. though I also feel like if we don’t have a discussion about this now, then this will be forgotten in a day and it will happen again. We also should not forget about the others before this either. I am still disappointed in this…

It might be time for the Mets to convert Harvey into a reliever.

Funny that white men can find some common ground with other white men who just happened to be attracted to white men, but women still aren’t people.

I feel like they shouldn’t be allowed to give tickets for riding without a seatbelt until they get their own house in order. I mean, ticketing people on the road is almost guilt before innocence. You’re not able to defend yourself.

She is, and I love her for it; I have pretty much had this exact same interaction while carrying grocery bags out of a supermarket and encountering a surprise table of Girl Scouts selling. “Hand me all the bags get me all the Thin Mints” *shoves aggressively* — etc.

All I wonder when I read stories like this: don’t any of these men have sisters? Or mothers? Or female cousins even?

Hey Nathan, while you’re here could you look over our financials? Things aren’t going so well..

Your face goes to college. ZING!

YOUR mom is adorable!!!

Leave Sly and the family alone.

MY FAINTING COUCH, JEEVES, I NEED IT NOW.

Yes! The good men of Congress stayed home to protect their rugged homesteads from invading hordes of frosty beers. Bears...I mean BEARS! Did I say ‘beers’? Damn autocorrect[hiccup] iPhone!

It's gotta be Carly Fiorina right?

And that’s just from what happened on the field.

Baaahhh +1

I presume her name is Georgia.

They should have just killed two birds with one stone on that call. “Hey Lovie... you’re fired, sorry about that. Now, we’d like to quickly do a 20 minute phone screener for our newly opened Head Coaching position.”

What man hasn’t reacted with shock the first time he drills himself in the face while tossing the helmet?

Yeah, it was just a chance to shit on a picture of weirdo Mormons.

Well at least there’s one successful net this year.