Rickey and I share this birthday. Often, when I give my ID to religions clerks they will say something like “Someone very special was born that day.”

“Happy Birthday Rickey!”

“It’s like a million garlic cloves cried out, as they were pressed.”

To me, the last paragraph exemplifies why this is a good idea. It seems like they’re going out of their way to avoid saying “your immigrant ways are wrong” and instead are saying “there are the rules here. even if these rules don’t apply where you are from, they apply in Norway.”

Proof that the fast and loose “Disney agenda” is a threat to liberty itself.

oh my god you cracked the code

Prince Ali
Dangerous is he
Ali Ababa.
He must be
A terrorist
Definitely!

Here’s the thing.

Breaking news from Ohio: A new law will require that any woman who has an abortion must hold a full age appropriate birthday party for the fetus every year until said fetus is 18 years old. Furthermore, said woman must include fetus in all holiday card photos and will take to Disney world at least twice in said…

The football gods chortled, indeed.

I’m in lesbians with this celebration.

This is a big change from the usual experience in Minny, which is “Vikings Fan Says He Was Confronted At Game By Man Who Demanded To Know If He Could Play As A Cover-2 Safety”.

Didn’t Pacman do this way back when he was on the Titans only his 4th arrest?

Both Brown and Deangelo Williams did some things tonight that I’ve only seen the cheating AI do in video games (I’m looking at you Tecmo Bowl).

as someone who traded for him in 2 fantasy leagues , +41.76

That’s because we live in a flawed world.

They have sensitive noses but calloused butts?

ok ok ok go and hug it out