I really liked Once Upon a Time in Anatolia, but it definitely started to feel like Ceylan was going on and on for no real reason. I was afraid that his next film might become a bore. I'll go into Winter Light with lowered expectations, but I am looking forward to it.

The Nazis literally did that in occupied France. You Nazi.

C'mon, why are you doing this for a movie that hasn't even been released yet?

I thought it was more than fried chicken and watermelon were super cheap back in the day, and not what well off people would ever eat.

A lot of people really hate grape soda, or anything grape flavored. But, yeah, I'm with the black people on fried chicken and watermelon. I have no clue how those became negative stereotypes. It's not like its haggis or something.

That seems unfair to those of us who are chubby and have very small penises.

The Band.

See, I thought it SHOULD have been a dramedy, but was too afraid to be dramatic.

Well, that's what I'm saying. He made only one good movie (as star), Tommy Boy. I wish he had made better movies because I think he was funny.

Have you ever seen Hugh Jackman's wife? If you ever needed proof that he's not straight…

She is the new Farley, and, honestly, I like that. I wish Farley had made more decent movies. Of course, McCarthy's likely to make many bad ones, too, but her existence is worth it for Bridesmaids and The Heat.

Not as good as the miniseries.

A buddy of mine plays on an amateur hockey team called the Flying Hellfish, and they have that logo on their uniforms.

The Pensive Lenny: The Ultimate Hipster

Yep. http://korranation.tumblr.com/

Friday. Three episodes.

We've been photographed more than Jesus!

I think I like it as much as I like A Hard Day's Night.

I really dislike it myself. So boring.

Seeing Precious in a theater full of loud-talking black women probably made that movie seem a lot better to me than it actually was. When Monique threw the television at Precious, half the audience shouted, "Aw hell no!" and it was sublime.