I quite enjoy Cracked, but, holy shit, are their movie articles awful.
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It was spelled out in brain splatter on the wall behind him?
Fox turned into a hardcore scat channel so gradually, I hardly even noticed.
They're mostly wannabes.
I don't think you can get your official professional movie critic card if you don't bash a Paul Haggis movie.
Makes me angrier than a yak in heat, it does.
She was great in Drinking Buddies, though I personally didn't think much of the film as a whole (too much improv, and you could really tell).
She motorboated him to near death.
About as mind-boggling as the "Why are there skeleton monsters in this fantasy series?" crowd.
As a fat guy, I'm always disappointed that I just don't feel comfortable wearing hats.
Not that the South Park episode wasn't right about FG, but, Jesus Christ, were those guys ever throwing stones in a glass house there.
It would be an embarrassment.
That's about how far I made it, too. I think I've tried a few of her songs, actually, but I cannot finish them.
I would love to see Neko Case beat the shit out of Lana Del Rey, that's for sure.
But then she tries to convert you to her wacky, human sacrificy religion and it's like, "Oh, here we go again. I have the worst luck with women!"
Not to mention fat guy hats.
Ha! That's a great point. Perhaps the next bit of dialogue that got cut was, "Get the fuck out of here!"
Really, can't any body part on either sex be freakish? Doesn't have to be a sexism thing.