If Dany were to die anytime soon, that would make an enormous chunk of the series pretty darn pointless (I mean, there's no other character on that side of the world who actually matters). Plus, isn't the most recently published novel called A Dance of Dragons or something like that?

The first one ain't that great, either.

It's making strides in the Northern parts of the country.

They're probably from the UK. They've got a lot of stuff edited out in syndication, so I wouldn't doubt there might be stuff edited out on the DVDs.

ORDER ORDER! The court does not care about your blintzes!

Yeah, I never saw it, but it was called The Last Hangman. I don't know if it was released theatrically, but it's on DVD.

Who? He should be remembered for his work in Leigh's films, period. Particularly Secrets and Lies and Life Is Sweet.

Breaking News: Palm d'or goes to Nuri Bulge Ceylan (for Winter Sleep).

That's not worth much.

Both D'owd and D'Angelo didn't like Mommy, but most critics were absolutely raving about it. The Twitter reactions were almost orgasmic.

Well, not everybody wants to be a pirate.

I'm definitely waiting for reviews, but "Please don't shoot us on sex night" has been making me laugh for a while now.

I saw Godzilla and, I must say, I was fairly disappointed. Aaron Taylor-Johnson really sucked the life out of the screen and there was just too much non-monster stuff. Pacific Rim was better, and I was quite disappointed in that film, too.

I thought the hammer murder was too comical. I imagine a real hammer murder would be far more gruesome than just a bop on the head, the victim crosses her eyes and then falls to the ground. My favorite hammer murder is in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That one just freaked me out.

And White Bear Lake. Go Bears!

Well I won't wear it.

Was anyone else really upset that that would have probably snapped poor Tina's neck?

I would drop Netflix instant in a tenth of a heartbeat if they added commercials. In fact, I avoided Hulu Plus for years until I had it confirmed that their Criterion Collection streams had no commercials. I tried watching an episode of SNL once on there, stopped after the second commercial, downloaded it, and watched…

Yes, The Woman is a film that deeply upset me in a fantastic way. May is definitely better, but The Woman is excellent.

I'd probably call him a no-hit wonder. Well, that's not entirely true. I think both his films are certainly interesting, but, I agree, they're too vague. I lose interest before they end.