Maybe if Hulu Plus didn't include commercials in content you paid for, they'd get more customers.

I would SO pay to see a movie about the cheetah apocalypse. That would be so much more fun than the millionth shambling OR fast zombie movie.

If I start nodding off during a foreign movie, I always start to feel like I can understand whatever language they're speaking.

I do wonder if some of her scenes got cut.

That's true, but it also felt like something that wouldn't stick.

and a bottle of Old Harper.

You saw what happened when Louis CK got tickled…

FURGUSON. Oh, wait…

I'm on the wall with Bertie. I thought she was kind of funny the first time they introduced her, but the couple of follow-up appearances weren't particularly funny. I personally did not miss her.

That was probably my favorite episode this season.

I'll admit the breakup felt arbitrary, but I think they've mined some good comedy out of it. I did quite like Nick and Jess together, though.

You know, you can't deny that there were some major flaws this season, but, for my money, there still wasn't a show that was funnier on television. I mean, I don't watch everything, but I watch most of the acclaimed sitcoms and this one made me laugh the hardest, without a doubt.

You can't really say they wasted Winston this season. While his adventures were often tangential to the rest of the cast, he had many of the best moments of the show this year. If anyone was wasted in Season 3, it was Schmidt, whom they kind of ruined early on and were never quite able to bring back.

No one else loved the Scrappy Brian cutaway? "Dammit, I told my sister this was a bad weekend!"

Yes, and Peter crawling across the room to do his rimshot.

Who do you think you are? Alanis Morisette?

Ugh, if you don't like this, I don't think you're gonna like our NYPD Shoe sketch.

700 dollars!

*Looks down at penis* Well, I'll be damned.

Thanks for providing the exact quote. I wouldn't have been able to come up with it verbatim.