How about a Tholian rutting on a filthy Horta! It's your bestest bet!!

I do agree, to a certain extent, but there's something about the way that it plays out that bugs me, & it's this:

We'll miss you, too, Yuri. But our aim is improving…

Oh, the O'Wifebeaters! There a great bunch of blokes. They live down by the Hitlersons & the MacKiddierapers. That's a rough neighborhood, don't you know…

I would listen to that band.

I'll admit, when I first saw Damar, I was thinking "that guy got a name; he will die by the end of this episode, so Dukat can have some feels". They pulled one over on me, & I'm so glad that they did. I guessed Damar would die every time he showed up, & I was only right once…

Them's fightin' words, boy…

TOS & DS9 had EPIC MULTI-SYLLABIC TITLES.

But Klingons rage-quit more often than a MMO-player losing at PVP. Their threshold for suicide is so low, a samurai couldn't limbo under it, even after cutting off some flesh to fit.

Here's something important to remember: the reason to be optimistic about US citizens vocally protesting its controversial security measures is the fact that they are tolerated at all. Those protests are non-violent, public, & even broadcast on the major news networks for all to see. There are no major crackdowns on…

Unless Admiral Marcus gets involved…

I think that was from a non-canon novel, interesting though it may be.

Yes, but as I state about, the entirety of Section 31 as an organization should easily be able to neutralize our dear tailor.

Uh, because it seems fairly obvious that the Obsidian Order knew nothing at all about Section 31. And I doubt Garak, for all his awesomeness, would have learned of them since his exile to a once-backwater station. Garak may be wilier than Sloan as an individual, but Section 31 as a whole should far outclass plain,…

NOT AVAILABLE IN A PROPHETIC VISION

Wow, that just hit. I never thought of the implications of Ben's heritage before, but you're right, that extends to Jake, as well. It's a shame that such an angle was never explored, because that has an interesting potential for story lines.

She's got a slug in her gut! DOESN'T MATTER; HAD SEX!
She's, like, a thousand years old! DOESN'T MATTER; HAD SEX!
She wields a bat'leth better than me! DOESN'T MATTER; HAD SEX!
And now she looks 16! STILL COUNTS!

Sloan woke Bashir from a peaceful dream,
Makes him an offer that he cannot refuse,
Section 31 needs an eye on Romulus,
The war isn’t over & they’re planning for the next.

Sslohn nagkt Baashir teyh taj euktar sragkt,
Mahrej aut taj ckorro nhi aut mulukh-ith kemackt,
Fumagk 31 maad taj tyuya tauey Hromuulus,
Ra uchokta mulukh-chuun aanem a aun-chuun ruu ra ssuxh hynuulus.

I am equally baffled by human heist stories, but in my case it is owing to the fact that my people do not own property in any real way. All belongs to the Hive Mother, for her to use as she sees fit, so we mere drones do not take possessions, making the whole concept of theft foreign to us. There are rare, perverse…