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    Excuse you, He Never Said “ALL white people.” Get over yourself.

    My first response to this was, Trump has Found his Soulmate. Golden showers meets transvestitism, and really hits it off.

    I have this recurring picture of tour buses (and cruise ships?) arriving at the border of Heaven, disgorging their crowds of white evangelicals, with their flowery shirts (cf. Prince, Controversy), cameras and fanny packs. And then they see what Jesus actually looks like. Hmmm. And that many of them summarily turn

    I’d be that little bit more impressed by people who have evolved from this level to the one of actually advocating English as the official language ...if they could speak in complete sentences.

    Funny, today, I was at the Safeway, and said to a brother in the line (we both have gray shit growing on our heads, making what is otherwise an archaism that legal) that I’d just gotten off work, and had access to about 30% of my brain. He said, ‘I know exactly what you mean.’

    Punk-ass bitch.

    Right, Dubya was a Happy narcissist. Except, Punk Began life as a sociopath, and has been sliding into psychopathy ever since, what, the second week of his term in office.

    I finally made myself watch the video.

    For people who have the dubious good fortune to have lived this long, the succession goes like this. (No disparagement intended toward serious graphic novels, which I dimly appreciate as an art form, granted that they’re really after my time.)

    Say All of that. And there’s Zephaniah chapter 3, for one. I like it in the King James, aka the Rasta Bible. (No, it was Mormons who needed their own. Still waiting for the Marvel Comics 3D movie version of that one, Babylon mutherfucker.)

    Amen.

    ...Oops, in reference to my people from the Ozarks (who settled there from Ohio, during Reconstruction, presumably with No Idea what would eventually happen), I wrote this down just a few minutes ago.

    Am I the only one who’s still pissed off at “Moonlight” getting the Oscar, over “Fences”?

    ...Except, in that last one, you should’ve said ‘fit that (italics) description.’ ...Or were you waiting for someone else to?

    Sorry for taking this long to say so, but this was That, That, That and That good.