(“Better say something cool to post in the comments”)

“Regarding your concern about escalation, I am the highest form of escalation. Next to me is God. Do you wanna see God?”

When asked for comment, Google told Kotaku that the person who wrote this email has now been removed from the developer support team.

So this prick is saying “You don’t need a downpayment on a used car, just upgrade your CPU instead”

Excuse me Uncle Pennybags, I need a downpayment on a used car, go fuck yourself

Kinky!

Ok so stuff a big old shit sandwich of words in my mouth and then accuse me of shitty breath, great

I MEANT that we were just KIDS enjoying GAMES for fuck’s sake, take your damn culture war out of my goddamn mouth you shitlords

I hate to sound like a broken record cuz I already made this comment on the Stupid Expensive Nvidia GPUs article, but...

This is why games pre-2000 were just better, also. Things have gotten way out of hand in the gaming world, imo.

I say we nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

And this is why SE is swimming in debt and had to sell off their IPs, meanwhile their insane CEO is all “let’s gamble company money and what little goodwill we have from fans on NFT Blockchain garbage durrhurhurhur”

With the benefit of hindsight, I think Hironobu Sakaguchi probably made the right move when he just up…

This is why games from before 2000 are just better.

Yeah, sure, I can see all the pores on the person’s face, but does it make the game more fun? Heck that. Give me Final Fantasy IX’s chonkerdoodle characters anyday.

Well, this guy’s gonna have to find a new job. Not the worst things I’ve heard of someone doing this year (or even this week) but still assholery to a degree.

What I don’t get is why he would do such things...was it making him money? Or did he just feel “cool” to be leaking secrets he signed agreements not to tell…

I am officially declaring that guppysb is not wrong.

Music to read the article to :) Consider that Suikoden probably shared shelf space with Final Fantasy VI. It came out in Japan a year before FF7 hit shelves. This was RPG’ing in the era when RPG’ing was seriously RPG’ing.

Not at all. Your answer presumes a lot of forethought and planning that I myself don’t always do before reacting to things. I made an unplanned and spontaneous reaction to a news article.

Yes, excuse me Gamer Culture, I’d like my check, please, and a Lyft out of here at 50,000 kph. Wow.

I don’t even wanna be reading this fucking website right now.

I really do enjoy the attitude of the Gizmodo Network; I wish that people would start believing in it, but I’ve sat here and watched for a decade while people keep getting dumber.

Apparently they’re not reading the website

Chapter LXII of “Fat Old Rich Men In Suits Aren’t Touching Us, So We Can’t Get Mad.”

If you’re a FORMIAS (Fat Old Rich Man In A Suit), and you’re reading this, you’re killing us all right now. Just remember that. Remember that when you read the news. Remember that when you wake up. Remember that when you go to bed.…

Fat old rich men in suits tend to make those a lot, lately.

So, like, how many nanoseconds is it going to be before someone makes a comment with the sole purpose of shitting on whoever thinks this is gonna result in FF16 being any good

11,000 dollars eh? That’s like almost 3 Shadows. Square Enix would slit their mama’s throat for a nickel!