That’s “GENESIS does what Nintendont”

Is it just me or has Sega spent the last 30 years (since Sonic 2sday of course) repeatedly fucking up at marketing their products??? I swear to Wise Fwom Yoh Gwave Guy it’s always bloody something with them!

Ok, but how does Mario’s hat stay on in the water?

So you’re saying the magic has gone out of the Harry Potter franchise then

“Why did Chrono Cross get such a barebones treatment on its HD PC Port”

A: Because (ahem) Chrono Cross sucks, it’s irritating as shit. I bet the team that got assigned to do this hated every second of it.

I second this.

“Do foreigners who come straight here after arriving at Kyoto Station fall into despair and then join the forces of evil?”

I do apologize, I’m sorry to hear that. May I ask what concerns are stopping you from taking advantage of this offer? Hehehe

Moneygrubbing old men in suits are responsible for, I estimate, about 99.9% of all our problems. They just change what suit they wear, through the ages.

Eat the rich.

Citric has the best take, Mikey. Your bum is hanging ten feet out the window, here. You are calling out people for being childish while behaving as a 12 year old would, if they were particularly unruly and undisciplined.

What I’m saying, so that you’ll understand, Mikey, is that there are 12 year olds with better…

All argument is not binary, you twats.

Because all disagreement is binary, way to black and white the situation like all our shitty diplomats, “homie”... go run for office

Toys are an art form.

They made toys in Mesopotamia that are probably now lost forever, but it’s not like they didn’t keep making new types of toys after that. You’re being super overdramatic about it in my opinion.

I think games should be preserved simply because they are an example of a human being’s work, but it’s clear that Nintendo…

The charge – a felony – carries up to a 20 year prison sentence if Rivas is eventually convicted.

FLIP WITH SPEAR
“hE dIEs”

One of the inherent traits of anyone who looks down on someone else, is that they cannot suffer mockery. Being comfortable with mockery is a sign of humility, which is mutually exclusive to thinking that you’re better than other people.

That’s actually a pretty good drawing of Jim Lee-style Storm, tbh

Really  just makes me sad that the FF Fanbase has been so overrun with gatekeeperish hoidy-toidyness about the general quality of the series. I know that even this, which is great, will be hated by a loud vocal minority of people, for some batcrap reason or another. :| Really getting burned out with FF fans these days.

Faux Bravo has the right take