Well it is an Emirates plane. Perhaps the flight crew had just watched some hagwalah videos.

Yeah, yesterday’s match he was in some real interesting trouble until he found that Daily Double in Double Jeopardy.

I’ve gone through it trying to decide on this guy:

I’m wondering if the Jeopardy producers are going to take this as a challenge and bust out the secret classified folder of categories to humble him.

Having competed in Quiz Bowl for years, he’s not wrong. You can only write so many questions about trivia.

Whhaaa???? Flat black over something like this!? Poppycock I say! If gaudy isn’t your thing, maybe something more straight forward. I think this 787 is heroic in the blue and white:

Bring back the SkyActiv-D, Team Joest! If anyone can make it work....you can.

Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise a kid.

First you have to tell him that taking off his spacesuit helmet can cause irreversible harm and warn him not to do it.

Does Trump know addressing the UN General Assembly is not Twitter?

Since the entire Trump administration is surreal

I’m gonna miss not being a smudge on the ground when this all goes wrong.

Can we send Trump to outer space so he can confirm if its lonely or not up there

I can’t decide between sarcasm of the day, or complete confusion.

No, it’s a typo.

Hey don’t tell anyone but sometimes I record basketball games without the express written consent of the National Basketball Association.

Sub 7 seconds? That means it averaged over 6,600mph!

$1300 for the recon fee doesn’t annoy me as much as the $900 doc fee. Dot-matrix printer ink ain’t *that* expensive.

Simplify, then hit with lightening.

What just happened in Germany: Two dumbasses went streetracing in downtown Berlin, destroyed both of their cars, got away nearly unscathed, but killed a third person in the process.