Brain donor, too, apparently.

"Donorcycle."

Typical squid; fast on the straight, corners like grandma in a Country Squire.

There were quite a few spots where only the quick thinking and courtesy of other drivers saved this guy. I'm sure he thought it was all his skill, but numerous people had to stop to avoid hitting this guy and making him a street pizza. And a few other places (like blindly blowing through stop signs and red lights), it…

Neighgative!

You can walk a horse to water, but you can't slap the stupid out of it.

The moment when you realize how the internet works...

OR: "Kimi Raikkonen tries to stall Red Bull by blocking their exit from the pits, is courteously escorted out of the way by Red Bull mechanic."

To be fair, the most important, and awesome, part of this story, is that RB has a mechanic named 'Big Nige'. I've no particular love for the team around Vettell and his overly-smiley-Aussie-boy-wonder-sidekick, but any team with a fella named 'Big Nige' on it deserves some healthy respect. No wonder their pits are so…

you mean this? :)

The answer is always Miata. Especially this time.

Aztek. You're not going to want to be around women for a while.

Could still be better with this classic Sega ending:

Us Jeep people figured out how to eliminate car washes long ago...

I don't want. It gives me great pleasure in washing and cleaning my car.

It's all fun and games until the result of their love-making ends up in my lungs, on my clothes, and all over my car.

Let's just say I'll believe it when I see it...

He claims his 200 MPG carb works by injecting water into the combustion chamber and having the expanding "dry steam" assist with running the engine. Injecting WATER into the combustion chamber. Non-compressible, engine-killing, water. BUT I PRE-HEATED IT IN THE MANIFOLD! He says. Into "dry steam" which seems to…