In her post-race she was obviously trying to be diplomatic but admitted that she basically didn't believe anyone would help her.  I'm sure she's inwardly seething because she thinks her gender has inspired her competitors to be pointedly uncooperative to her in these situations.  The trouble is, she might not be just…

I gave it a "Hmm, that's different and interesting" in the front-quarter view, but oh God, that profile is vomit-inducing.  I hope this really is some sort of custom tube-frame creation, and not the result of a vivisection performed on an otherwise desirable car.

I'd respond with "Any full-size SUV."  They don't give a crap about anyone else's life, and will most likely end one when they crash headlong into some other innocent person's car/motorcycle/bicycle/screaming face.  Then they'll sit, bored, in the courtroom, all the time wondering why everyone's making such a big deal…

...I see it.

What you did there...

Make one observational mistake in a photo annotation and three people jump all over you like wolves on a sick deer.  Geez.  This is obviously Kinja's fault.

Dammit, Crane, you beat me to the completely obvious joke.  (tilts scotch glass respectfully)

There's still gasoline coming out but the trigger isn't pulled?  That is dangerous!!!  #funwithstockphotos

The two publicized reports of profoundly-mistaken car identity only served to reinforce people's mistrust and fear of the terrorists-with-badges segment of the police force.  It doesn't take a lot of brain power to recognize that blue is not black and the badge on the back of that truck doesn't say what you're looking…

Hey, Spinelli, you're sitting in a Lamborghini, at speed, without a smile on your face.  What's the matter with you?  You can't be that jaded already.  ^_^

If you look closely, you can see the constant drip of coolant from the corner of one headlamp assembly.  Because this car weeps at the thought of its tortured existence.

I have no idea how this comment got dropped in the middle of the comment stream.  Are we using fuzzy Kinja math to sort comments, instead of, you know, time?  Bad Jalopnik.  Bad.  I thought we didn't need the newspaper on the floor for you anymore.

Of course I was concerned for the pilot and am glad to hear he is (or will be) OK, but I also had to feel bad for the TGSK presenter at the moment he went from "ha ha this is fun whee I'm racing against a helicopter" to "$#!+ JUST GOT REAL, YO".  He must've needed a new set of pants too.

I couldn't help but think that "[driver] claims maiden victory in Sweden" could've been a lede to a very different story.  Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, etc.

When did you guys take this drive? I took it up and over both ways the morning after Thanksgiving. Just after sunrise we were totally alone up there.

GM just wants us to keep Holden out hope... #obligatory

Q: How would you improve America's roads?

Gotta love how the car that caused the new accident appears to drive away after flipping the SUV. o.O

And because of her childish contempt bordering on sociopathy she will learn absolutely nothing from this experience and do it all again.

And because "it is unclear who actually shot Kennedy," there's a stomach-turningly-high chance that whoever did shoot him will be able to walk away as long as the three suspects point at each other in a big triangle of pseudo-reasonable doubt.