The media are full of people spending every waking moment of their days trying to find something that will offend them and incite outrage in the mob. I never thought Jalopnik would go for that pointless award.

"Sure, I'll help fund the Nürburgring GP track... Oh, was there anything else there?"

John Spartan approves of rat burgers.

I am always amazed at the durability of street tires in these videos.

Someone needs to talk this guy down to $500 and make sure that Adventure Car's next adventure is a trip to a LeMons event.

Another article claimed 6 were inside the cab, meaning 17 were in the bed.

In post-Soviet Russia, you trail the boat!

Arguably different, as those games were designed to... uh... have no repeat champions.

Damn it, Brian... Just look what you've done!

lolwut

I was about to type "If only more people came with warning labels pre-applied," but then I realized how that would sound, so I'm just going to cite Godwin's Law pre-emptively, and see myself out.

What's the carrying capacity of a [insert car here], measured in metric swallow-tons?

What we need is the Arthur Dent of Camaros, though I'm not sure of exactly how we're supposed to throw the car at the ground and miss.

I'm beginning to think that even an F1 car would get like an 85/100.

Well, the word "corvette" does originally refer to a fast boat.

bow-chicka-wow-wow

"Oh my God! What just happened?"

No kidding; Fleshbot seems to have severed its ties with the Gawkerverse and is still operating on something resembling "4.x".

Well, some people believe there is a reset button, but when you press it, it doesn't produce the same effect as the one on your game console.

Grandmhagwallah?