"Pshh... wessels." #obligatory

hahaha, yes, definitely one of the highlights of watching races on ESPN back then.

Yes, yes, yes. My folks and I would love watching the Mickey Thompson series on TV back in the day. This is seriously the best idea Robby Gordon has had in years — maybe ever. If he brings any races to the mid-Atlantic then I will move heaven and mud to convince my Mrs. to make it a family outing. (Assuming the…

Florida drivers, noted consumers of terrible-quality pornography

Every time I laugh at the desperate, cartoonish grasping at the stub of the steering column.

Sigh. I think by next year I might have to start taking my invitations again. ; ;

I have to giggle at all the people who want a new space/air combat game.

"Eighteen Oh One this is Central."

It doesn't matter what horseshit reason a cop uses to pull you over. If it is, in fact, bogus, and even in many cases where it isn't bogus, you can still refuse consent to search your car. The law isn't breaching our rights; bad cops breach our rights, and they already do it routinely. The problem already exists.

That is one cursed cruiser.

My wife tried the game, and didn't like it, but still finds herself humming the Jeuno BGM. ^_^

Play Final Fantasy XII. The experience is certainly not exactly the same, but it has the same sort of world-roving feel, and even some of the same strategic principles transfer over.

hahaha... "WoW factor" #unintentionalpuns

The quibble here is generally over the classification as "massively" multiplayer, as you could really play with only 4 people at a time. Also, the "cross-platform" capability was an illusion; SDC and XBOX players were in separate server pools.

Find me on Ragnarok!

Someone explain to me how a set of street tires could cost $36k. Even if they're ludicrous-speed-rated and some bizarre proportional size, I can't see four rings of rubber costing almost twice as much as my car. (Not that car, but my car.)

In order to pass state safety inspections, he's going to need wipers installed on those glasses.

Answer: Other people who still drive monstrous cars, who would think nothing of killing me in an instant, or worse, killing me over the course of several minutes trapped under their cars or left for dead on the side of the highway.

Not one mention of Bartitsu being the martial art practiced by Sherlock Holmes, which allowed him to defeat Moriarty at Reichenbach Falls?

Well, they'd all certainly improve the look of the next edition of the Ladies of Congress Pin-Up Calendar.