Think about this: The girl he assaulted won't even be of age by the time he's released, even if he serves the full sentence.

"And thus did the masses reject free will, privacy, and possession, and all did come to embrace Origin."

"Good morning, Mr. Henderson. I see you've been in your wife's sister. Do you want me to send an ambulance to your home?"

The only question remains, who shot first?

Yeah, I didn't play for a year after that happened. I still have the file but it's likely been saved with whatever corrupted it in the first place, so I don't want to blow up my currently-running reinstallation of the game to try to rescue it.

Turning off clipping in Doom and Doom II was always interesting.

← This is the only thing I could think about when I read the headline. Good job, Internet. #memetics

In The Sims 3 you're playing at least one family living in a town. The entire town's AI behavior is being rendered in the background while you're playing your family, and there's no separate "neighborhood mode" — you can zoom out to the town map or move your camera anywhere in town at any time. The sims themselves…

Obligatory response is #obligatory.

March 27, 2012 — transcript of audio recovered from Volta cylinder no. 87, apparent "track" 12

If only he'd written his notes in code; then we'd have a contemporary equivalent of the Voynich Manuscript with which to baffle scientists in the 26th century.

What's her screen name? Has she uploaded these "hot chicks" to the Exchange?

The list of parenting failures involved here is astounding.

One of these submissions simply must include a Viking Biker.

Congratulations, everyone, we've driven our own legitimate pilots over the precipice to madness.

Most average-sized people can't have sex on the back of a smartphone.

The entire Sherlock Holmes series with Jeremy Brett is simply amazing. If you're a Holmes fan at all, do watch them, as they're faithful to the books and dripping with British wit. Amazon sells each series in a small box set, or you can hunt around for them on YouTube. (The linked video is one complete episode.)

I'm not discounting the awesomeness of the hommage; I only meant that my desire for a hot girl who can drive has nothing to do with Bullitt. ^_^

Automotive literati and glitterati desire Maserati Quattroporte hatcherati.

A girl who looks like that and can drive like she does, but that has nothing to do with Bullitt.