Strong words. Strong, bewildering words.

As a straight white privileged guy who has no edginess whatsoever, I find that offensive.

I don't think anyone could needle you on that opinion.

I wanted a second alternate ending, where Scott blows off Ramona and tries to weasel his way back into Knives' good graces, only to get kicked so hard that he crashed into the moon.

Foghorn Leghorn was in that movie?

Most genre parody movies have aged like rancid milk but Not Another Teen Movie is probably one of the best of the lot.

"Son of an art curator" would be a great basis for a Dusty Rhodes parody gimmick. Easy times!

The last Rambo was kind of awesome in a ridiculous sort of way. Everyone remembers the scene where he uses a mounted machine gun to turn people into marinara sauce, but don't forget about the pacifist who learns the value of violence.

Hologram!

But this time the young fighter is the good guy.

Young Fighter Brutally Beats 60 Year Old Man in Sham of Boxing Match

(AVC editors scramble to post a Newswire update)

Sorry, I only form opinions based on commercials with grainy black and white photos of candidates grimacing at the camera while a stern voiceover tells me that they're wrong on taxes and wrong for America.

"I'm totally faking my death soon, so don't freak out if I swing by for a visit in 20 years."

Hot take: I never really liked Tupac (and more generally West Coast rap). I was always more of a Biggie/Nas/Jay-Z fan.

I was really hoping there would be some kind of coverage here, but nope. Maybe season 4, if it happens in another two years like last time.

Fake news

Blistering hot take: Grace Park is a beautiful woman.

Dig on this…

(Standing ovation)