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I look forward to his thoughts on the wonderful experience making serious art with Martin Lawrence on that lawyer show.

If a goose is running at me with a crazy look in its eye and brandishing a switchblade, I'm kicking first and apologizing later.

Fuck geese. They're huge jerks, hissing at people and crapping everywhere. Regular Show had it exactly right.

Featuring Ron Simmons!

AKA "that movie with Ming Na Wen and the other two I can't remember because I was looking at her the entire time."

"Insane Dick" Ronaldo, the most feared cartel enforcer in history.

Every couple of months he'll switch between Demon Mayor and Corporate Mayor to keep things fresh.

RIP to a funny guy. Do yourself a favor and find the full video of him telling stories.

Don't forget playing through each level five goddamn times!

Really? I always thought the first Banjo game was way better than Mario 64.

An "inoffensive Banjo retread" is what people paid all that money for on Kickstarter. There would be an uproar if anything else was delivered. Unfortunately for the developer they need other people who never owned N64s back in the day to buy the game as well.

As far as chain pizza goes, Pizza Hut is pretty good. And their wings are shockingly great too.

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There were a few good ideas. The first movie hinted that Peter's parents had done something to him that allowed the spider DNA to integrate into his body without taking over, like what happened to Curt Conners.

They're saving that idea for the reboot series.

The loot system is really out of place, especially considering all the forging and upgrade options available that I completely ignored because I was finding new stuff at every turn.

"gently caress"

Featuring Bizarre and Murphy Lee!

Was the whole "Raging Boll" thing the first domino in the site's decline? Or was it already headed in that direction?

That one article where the writer attempted to find the perfect album that contains great musicianship, hooky singles and doesn't take itself too seriously and concluded that Huey Lewis and the News' Sports was the best album of all time fucking slayed me at the time.