I read somewhere that Ed O'Neill got the role because at the beginning of his audition he grabbed the handle to open the door, paused, and let out a long, weary sigh while his shoulders slumped. It let the producers know he understood how hopeless and pathetic Al Bundy was.

Something something Baseball Bat Guy, something something Hammer Girl, something something double-cross.

Almost three fucking hours since this has been posted, and not one I AM THE LAW joke?

Blimey! What a bloody wanker! Bollocks!

Christian Bale famously took inspiration from Cruise's blank, empty cheeriness for his take on Patrick Bateman.

"Hmm, the program must be faulty, no one is laughing. And who is this 'Eddie Murphy' he keeps talking about?"

What the hell else am I supposed to dunk my cookies in? Scotch?

Crown Royal comes in a bag.

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You can take my plastic milk jugs out of my cold, dead hands.

I don't need to be high to watch TNG for eight straight hours.

Sort of like how Vin Diesel did his Fast and Furious 3 cameo in exchange for the Pitch Black IP. Only way less foolish.

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

You just know there's going to be major executive hovering going on.

I figured he was done with superhero movies after Marvel nearly broke him.

The Mob Doctor I think takes the cake.

I was kind of being sarcastic but I really don't have anything against the guy. He clearly had fun being famous for 15 minutes and is great with fans. If he was an asshole it would be way easier to make fun of him.

A little person raped a woman in that movie! Hilarious!

Hey, he's got a sweet gig on the 90's channel on SiriusXM. He's doing just fine.

You might even get them back someday!