It was nice of Joe to bring his girlfriend out of stasis to tell her the good news. Then, right back into cold storage until the next plot-required appearance.

Just last week he made a joke about how he wasn't allowed to time travel anymore. I guess that only applies to backward travel.

I guess Barry forgot he can vibrate his hands through things? Jay/Zolomon did it to get a bullet out of Harry. Conveniently everyone forgets this, of course. And that HR was missing until the final moments.

You have old homeless men die in your arms every night too?

I figure either:

"I know now why you cry. But it is something I can never do."

He's too busy following Eels on tour.

I recall reading that Ness actually had little to do with the investigation, but got all the press because of his past with the Untouchables and took the blame when the killer was never caught.

This isn't coming out in July. Fall, if we're lucky.

I assume the improvised suit is a Scarlet Spider nod?

Tom Holland is actually believable as an unpopular nerd. It was ridiculous watching tall, well-groomed Garfield playing at being a nerd by putting on glasses.

I'll place a bet now that the shot of Spider-Man and Iron Man flying into the camera is from the very end as they cut to the credits.

The fact that it's not another origin story gets automatic points from me. I like the "Stark takes away the high-tech suit and Peter's forced to go back to basics" plotline a lot.

That's a hell of a cast. Too bad it's on that ridiculous CBS pay service.

In before the update with apology.

Last night I ragequit Nioh for the first time, which is kind of impressive for a Soulslike considering I'm at level 70-something and it hasn't happened yet. I've certainly been mad at the game but only enough to fuel my next boss attempt. That fucking ninja funhouse in the fourth region, though. Grumble.

First you bond with them over your mutual hatred of the comment system, then you get it in?

Tim Curry would be happy to take another voice-over check too.

I clicked thinking the title was some kind of Blade Runner reference. Oh well. Keep on making music I'll never listen to, Drake.

More like "what if the kids in the show were actually kids and not 30-year-olds?"