I thought that's what "Wand Use 101" was for!? Plus there's probably a *spell* AND *several potions* for birth control...(or maybe baby Witches and Wizards *are* delivered by storks...kind like Owl Mail, only for babies...???)

I relativity space and time are the same...so movement/shuffling around in time could also mean shuffling around in space! (Or course, that would men most people would wind up floating around as frozen corpses over light years of space...but maybe something about being in a large enough gravity well when the…

And don't forget the Chicago Style Hot Dogs!

FOUND IT!!!

"I SAID *LUNCH* NOT *LAUNCH*!!!" (Gorram it, what 70's children's show was that from!? The to guys get blasted into space because one presses the "Launch" button insted of the "Lunch button!?)

I have *HAD* C. diff *TWICE* (well it came back because I suck at taking my antibiotics - because they give me *diarrhea* - then again so does C. diff!!!) THANKFULLY I have NEVER needed a fecal transplant - or to swallow poop pills. (I hear it's a *rare* procedure anyway.) But I also eat a *LOT* of live yogurt. (If I…

(Then again if we all consumed less animal products it would alleviate the problem some.)

Actually - they will just find a way to blame Obama! (Trust me, THEY *WILL*!)

Sadly, I fear that you are right...I just wish the rest of us *sane* people weren't going to be taken down with them. Thanks to the Dark Ages, I guess we learned to build starships just a bit too late. (Maybe that is good - saves the rest of the universe from us dumb humans.)

40 MILLION DOLLARS for *ONE* movie!? (And there's the Avengers 2 & 3 and probably about 2-3 Iron Man Films!) DAMN!!! At this rate Robert Downey Jr. will be RICHER than Tony Stark!!!

ALL 6000 YEARS ON *ONE* CHART!? (How did they make it all fit!?!?!?) ;)

WORD.

Pardon me but what does the "STET" mean in this...?

I see this cycle:

1. It's not happening.

2. It might be happening, but it's not man made.

3. Ok, it's probably happening and it's probably be man made — but [*shrugs*] WE WAITED TO LONG, so now it's TOO LATE TO DO ANYTHING NOW, we should have started 20 years ago! (And they damn well my be RIGHT on this one! Which is…

Exactly. They all have to be in 100% agreement. Jut like some doctors believe that HIV doesn't cause AIDS, so therefore it doesn't! So Lose those condoms! Be *THRIFTY* and share your needles!!!

So glad all that "Climate Change" and "Global Warming" is just a liberal myth!!! DATA SCMATA!!! All I see are a BUNCH OF NUMBERS!!! They could mean *ANYTHING*!!!

[*BEEP* SARCASM MODE DISABLED *BEEP*]

THIS one is pretty good (comparatively):