The Olds Cutlass was the Numero Uno seller in the U.S. for like five years straight. It was “the car to have” for a good long while. Beyond that, it’s a Malibu so, like a Fox Body, the possibilities are endless.

You may have done that. Many others didn’t. You simply had to turn on a television to see that.

Tell me why that won’t or can’t happen at the Speedway. You said yourself you’ve never been. I’ve been many times. It’s 560 acres. 117,000 fans is going to seem like the place is empty. There is plenty of space to social…

Complaining about people being videotaped in public, who are protesting because a heinous action was videotaped in public, is hysterical.

“Agreed—it’s important to wear the helmet you’re used to.”

They probably intended the on-air mishap to transpire.

Joule thief!

‘Murica, Corvette edition. With a battleship and tanks > Patriotic NSXs

Good lord, now this website doesn’t even know what a convertible is? So much for your snark that a general interest newspaper doesn’t know what a supercar is. 

Yes, but they’re European cars, and this is Jalopnik!

The ads went a long way to establish a douchey reputation. Seriously, they were extremely irritating.

She is irrelevant. She is a very junior member of a very large house positing a plan that no senior member of Congress is going to follow. She can list plans that say anything and no one is going to listen.

Occassional Cortex is irrelevant. What she believes or plans has no bearing outside the four walls of her office where reality exists. Inside are where the unicorns and fairy dust and 21 trillion pentagon dollars are just taking up space waiting to be spent.

Okay....

Editorial assignments...

Jalopnik, figure out how to blame this on Trump.
Jezebel, put the blame on men (in general).
Root, use this to put white people on blast... give “Preowned Patty” what-for.
Kotaku, think you can spin this around on the transphobes?

LOL, at the time of seeing this there are 4 total comments (yours, a guy saying bummer and two negative comments) so the two comments is insane? Damn, what’s your threshold? 1 commentor or 2?

Love it! And good morning!

It’s like he has no idea what opposite lock is, or how to use it. I wouldn’t be surprised if most of that oppo was just from the steering forces induced by the slide, rather than by him knowing what to do. Way too little, way too late.

Related: I think I hate these people more than the driver of the car. These are the…

I kind of disagree. I think that an E39 528i is a terrible and boring car with no personality.

He was trying to praise the victim, basically say that he did an outstanding job and allowed the police to catch these guys. Maybe he didn’t word it in a way that pleased you but it’s obvious he was trying to compliment the victim for keeping his/her composure and getting the license plate recorded rather than say,…

Cheers to you for the excellent reference.

You forgot to answer in the form of a question.