I learned how to drive a stick because I bought a brand new car that was a stick and either I learn to drive it or I just wasted my money. They’re fine to drive but they’re not as great as they’re made out to be. If someone could come out with a car that was a manual when you want it to be and an auto when you’re not…

I have a 2006 Chevy Cobalt that has just over 150,000 miles on it. I’m not even sure if that’s a big deal still or not. I still drive it to work a couple times a week because I’ve had it since it was new and it’s been good to me.

While we’re at it there are some other amendments that we should get rid of, as well. That first one for example. It’s annoying. Too not limiting. The 21st. I don’t drink so I won’t miss it. The 23rd, for obvious reasons.

Why do we still have to pretend that a Skyline doesn’t look exactly like a Prelude?

I wonder how many subprime loans thy’re giving for brand new Corvettes compared to Hondas yet Jalopnik unsurprisingly chose a GM car to sit right next to the headline.

A 1979 Olds Cutlass Supreme. It looked exactly like the one in the picture. My Dad had it until 1985 when he bought a new Olds Cutlass Supreme. Between him and my grandpa it’s clear why I still have a large soft spot in my heart for Oldsmobiles.

This was my 1988 Olds Cutlass. it was stolen about 10 years ago. It will always be my favorite car.

These people live near an active Air Force base where rockets are launched from yet when they see something like this their first thought is aliens? Does anyone in Southern California have a shred of common sense left?

The 12 year old me thought the headlights rolling up was the coolest thing I’d ever seen. The 45 year old me agrees.

People on Jalopnik go on and on about the Chevy commercials but the happy Honda day commercials are the most annoying thing on TV right now. I have to mute the sound or change the channel as soon as hear that stupid song start up.

This track replaced the hotel my wife and i would stay in every time we were in Niagara Falls. It better be good for doing that to us!

There’s actually one of these for sale very close to me in NE Ohio, it’s even the same color. Since I’ve always been an Oldsmobile man, not unlike Ralphie’s dad, I noticed it right away. I liked the Aurora when they came out, they were cool to me at 23 years old with a love of big GM cars.

Does a different colored roof really count as a two tone paint job?

I remember where I parked and go back to that spot. it works every time.

Why can’t it just be that this person is surprised that someone can keep calm a little bit after coming so close to possible death to think about a license plate? Why do we always have to be divided into different groups? What color are you, how much do you weigh, who did you vote for, what country were you born in?…

They’ve never been in my kitchen.

So basically what you’re saying is if we are white we’re all racist, no matter what. I guess that makes it easier. That saves the time of talking to find out what is in their heart and their head. This will make everything much more streamlined and for that I thank you.

So what you’re saying is I can’t do even the simplest thing right? Did you go to my bosses school of communicating with others? 

A late night knock at his door must have “jarred” his memory.