The experience of me and my entire family has made never want to buy anything but GM vehicles ever again. My family has been a GM family for a long time, there’s 3 GM retirees, so we’ve had a lot of cars from them. There hasn’t been even one problem in that time.

I like the idea of the square key for the ignition and the round key for the doors and trunk.

I admit that I don’t follow Porsche too closely so i may have missed it but when did the Boxster become not ugly?

I remember the good old days of the non-scripted challenges, like getting a Porsche a Mustang and a Lotus stuck in a swamp. Totally unplanned.

Start watching TopGear USA again, you’ll be pleasantly surprised. It’s what the UK one was before the trio got old and ran out of things to say.

Thank you. I meant to do that but got sidetracked by something shiny.

1983 Cadillac Seville. My fourth grade teacher had one, I’m not sure of the exact year she had but it was this style. I thought it was coolest looking car I’ve ever seen.

If you don’t want to get bumped out of the way don’t let the guy in second catch you.

Somewhere in my house I have a bag of bolts from the opening game at PNC Park in Pittsburgh. Why do I have them, you ask? They were sitting on a railing and my girlfriend, now wife, thought that would be cool to have. She was right, as always.

It’s safe to park in a normal spot, near the unwashed masses, because they don’t want to hit your car either. No, not to protect your car, they don’t want to hurt theirs.

So does Ken Block just get on Google Earth and look around for round things to do donuts around? There used to be some imagination in the Gymkhana shoots.

Maybe if you can stand at the entrance to the mall and get your Tesla to come pick you up but backing out of your garage? I do that everyday, sometimes multiple times a day, and I’ve never found it to be very difficult. I guess I just don’t get it.

Just to give you an idea of how long ago this was, you could still disagree with someone’s politics without wishing they would die a horrible death. Amazing.

I’ll always have a soft spot in my heart for Oldsmobiles. I has a 1988 Cutlass Supreme Classic, black with T-tops. I really enjoyed getting people pull up next to me at red lights to tell me they liked my car. Then it was stolen and wrecked and that was sadly the end of that.

If I think that Skylines are really ugly cars am I still allowed on Jalopnik?

OCD much?

Or maybe people maybe could not have 10 pounds of keys and little trinkets on their keychains. That might be a smart way around the problem. But that would infringe on their right to have 10 pictures of their kids hanging off of their ignition as they drive to Wal-Mart.

Maybe I’m crazy but I would probably just park the car and go inside the restaurant. A co worker of mine used to drive a right hand drive Saturn station wagon. I would tell him he needs a big dog to drive around with him everywhere he went and sit in the passenger seat.

said my Grandpa about power windows in the early 80’s.