This is the part of an AHS season I usually like best, when they have piled a lot of crazy unexplained crap on top of everything but before they almost inevitably botch tying things together.

Jeez, she’s really milking this. She briefly worked alongside someone who committed a crime, who was punished for that crime with time in prison. Nothing happened to her, she was never in any real danger, her life is exactly the same now as it was before.

Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

Oh for fuck’s sake. They’ve deleted the scene with the sex offender, so what excuse had she got to avoid promoting this film (other than the fact that it doesn’t look very good?)

-What if X-Men sucked?

How much more dark could these minds be? The answer is none. None more dark.

I really, really wanted to like this show. Craig Robinson, Adam Scott, weirdness? Yes, please! But then it became clear that the budget for a comedy was a bad place to look for good special effects, and that the show didn’t seem to know if it wanted to be a workplace spoof or an X-Files spoof. They tried to split the…

I hope the show pulls a Battlestar Galactica style move and reveal the walking dead takes place millions of years ago.

They’re going to time jump and then spend the entirety of the season in fragmented flashbacks showing what happened in the time that was jumped over.

Thank you Caroline for your reviews. They have been a pleasure to read and they did touch upon what many fans felt throughout the season.

I loved that bit of production design. “We don’t want to spend a lot of time looking for the secret door.” “How about we have a tiled wall, and all the tiles are clean except for one that has more fingerprints than an iPad after five minutes with a toddler?” “Perfect.”

They discuss how Selena’s house must have a secret back entrance, then Kara instantly opens it by pressing the giant doorbell on the front.

Alright so here’s my theory about how they’re going to kill off Sam: Sam’s going to take Reign back into herself because outside her body Reign is invulnerable. And then once that happens Sam somehow finds a way to die, thus clearing a path for Alex to adopt Ruby in season 4. What a load of shit.

So Winn created a personal, invisible force field for the DEO agents during, what, his lunch break? Cisco is bad enough on The Flash, inventing shit that makes the writers’ jobs easier.

Most terrifying? “Avante-garde saxophonist”

“Of all the blood-curdling images conjured up by Hereditary, the most traumatically terrifying new horror movie in ages, one sticks out as particularly definitive: Toni Collette, face twisted into a grotesque grimace of fear, staring . . . at . . . Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle.”

Almost as good was her pointed inability to call up a career for Philip.

I got this momentary image of Paige staying in that safe house apartment forever, her life frozen, and decades from now, still drinking her vodka from the freezer, ending up looking for all the world like...Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale.

Maybe the youngsters are about to find out that Communism is not near as “cool” as they thought is was. – erboothe, Gupfport, 10 hours ago

So what the hell was Harry’s plan during the invasion anyway? Just pump his head so full of dark matter he’d just... think the bad guys to death? To go back to Joe’s drug metaphor, it’d be like if everyone split up to fight the Thinker and then Harry’s big plan was to run off to another room and snort a shitload of…