I have a few:

A sawzall...

Wire mesh grilles made out of Home Depot gutter guard material. To make it worse, I did it to two different cars.

I suppose the split finger like would have been a really bad idea, huh?

I just blow them a kiss.

I love my Vita! I was just poking fun at you, friend-o.

Some people were gifted them AND enjoy them. Fancy that.

Uh. Yeah, it might.

You're awesome. I don't think I probably have much to contribute right now. I've had very little in the way of time to do jack lately but I'm honored to be asked haha!

Clearly we pay these officers a bit too much.

Suspect pictured:

An evil ear-to-ear grin, with a name that only hints at its intentions...

He's also the first guy I know of to design, fabricate, and sell a twin turbo kit for the Chevy small block.

My Fuel Tank is in the Back Centered under the car. If you are referring to the Fuel Fill cap then look at your car before you drive it.

God-damn it Ricky!

Now I never did all that well in Calculus.. but some numbers aren't adding up in this article...

The GT40 is worth 10x as much as the GT and the GT70 isn't on my want list.

Why is it so fucking difficult to figure out a replay system? The NFL finally figured out some of the problems with theirs and made SOME automatic challenges to prevent coaches from losing what little they have. If a call is obviously wrong get it right. That's the point of replay. Get a war-room like they have in…

My guess is they are turning the site to be a mobile friendly site and don't care that mobile technology is heavily dated compared to our modern PCs.