"Cover me in some of that Midnight Oil, Svetlana"

My favorite moment from these movies is when Dr Evil is in a see-through plastic radiation suit, and he sits on his big remote controlled chair and slides straight off on to the floor before quickly getting up and checking if anyone noticed. Its a blink and you'll miss it moment but holy shit i think about it often,…

I understand, but I was specifically calling out the people who are "outraged" over it. Clearly, many people have many different feelings about it, but mine was a comment on the people who jump on the #FireColbert bandwagon as if he personally called an entire cross-section of the global population "cock holsters".

WHAT AN OUTRAGE!! Even though he's a comedic voice of sanity in an increasingly insane world, all the while championing for LGBT rights for many years, he's clearly done a total 180 and is now OBVIOUSLY completely homophobic! I'm going to rage on twitter ALL night until he's fired and then hanged from the top of the…

Are you saying all fat men are big pieces of shit? Come here, i'm gonna give you the walloping of your life… aaahh fuck it i can't be bothered getting up from this chair.

Great tips, i appreciate it!

I've done the beasts and found 58 shrines, i COULD go and finish this but i never want it to end.
I'm aware i can keep playing after the end game but goddamn that ominous castle on the horizon keeps me wanting to get stronger and stronger. Must. Find. More. Mighty Bananas!

He should just do what that dentist on Metalocalypse did!
"And now, I give you this!" and blow his head off live on air.

Personally, I'd probably give that a bit more time in the oven by the look of it? Let that fat render and melt like an icecream in the sun. Sacrilege, you say? I say step the fuck back and let me slurp that liquid lard, baby.

I eat a shit tonne of rib roast while i'm V'ing and W'ing?

Damn gaskets!

Your heart was in your skull? Weird.
Anyway, don't let an ex define you, sending you positive vibes!

For anyone interested in psyche-rock like early Tame Impala, check out the new Psychedelic Porn Crumpets album High Visceral Pt. 2 which is available now (in Australia, at least) on Spotify and Soundcloud. It's really, really, really… great! *pulls bong*

Is it?

Hey there!

I've been and it was great. Lovely people, the best people!

Partial credit!

As someone who doesn't live in the US, let me tell you something, you are worse. But I still love you.

I lied about crapping my pants to be able to leave work early one day, I even did the waddle out of there for authenticity.

Shit?