Heh heh, Taft, you old dog.

Isn't that most professional footballers?

Yeeess, you see how a you scum!

It really is, try it!

*unzips*
Do continue…

I'd say whatever veggies you like, as long as they don't take too long to cook like potato or carrots, yeah, good luck!

Butter and Soy Sauce are made for each other!
I make an amazing (IMHO) glazed "Chinese" chicken I guess you'd call it, it's super simple, cheap to make and tastes great!

*slide whistle*

Oh man, I tell who anyone who'll listen, and even those who won't!
Keep it real, homes.

What in the fuck is this? And what in the fuck are all these links to Dell in my feed?
There's only one real explanation here, Russian hackers working for Dell have infiltrated the A.V Club and turned it into a Best Buy. I will not be supporting this fuckery. Good day, sir!

Wavves. Joey Bada$$. Real Estate. Mac Demarco. RTJ. Mild High Club. Good Morning. ATCQ.

Tig Notaro from Mortal Kombat?

"Get your fat ass outta here before I cut some bacon off your back!"

Paint my fence!

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The best meat's in the rump!

I'm trying to find someone who remembers a promotion Pizza Hut did where they had "Ghostbusters Ghost in a Can" and it was basically an empty soda can with warnings all over it saying "DO NOT OPEN GHOST INSIDE!". Was this just a pizza induced fever dream or actual reality? The internet suggests the latter.

"Yeesss, you see how a you scum!"

"You're too close, man! You're too close!"

I wish i could upvote this 1000 times.

So much good new music out there and this is what they give us.