Recognitions is the human equivalent of a shit stain. 

“.. if he doesn’t end up on the next season of On Cinema somehow, consider it an opportunity missed.”

We don’t know how, exactly, you put “Pretended to be Evil Tim Heidecker to scare theme park attendees” on your resumé, but if he doesn’t end up on the next season of On Cinema somehow, consider it an opportunity missed.

SURE, DAVID SIMON DOES NOT HAVE HALF A BRAIN - BUT YOOOOOU, A COMMENTER ON SOME WEBSITE....YOU TOTALLY HAVE A BRAIN!

• Accusers Wade Robson & James Safechuck BOTH Previously Swore Under Oath That Their Relationship With Jackson Was NEVER Inappropriate Or Sexual, And Maintained This Under Rigorous Cross-Examination.

Does he discuss Ignatiy “The Rat” Vishnevetsky’s unfair C+ review of the 5 bagger movie Mister America?!?!? 

Yeah, let’s ignore how popular they were and pretend nobody every enjoyed one of them.

Right, just like you can’t care about climate change and also drive a car?

Hitler did stand up?

Yeah, I’m probably going to get crucified on my comment about it, but that Home Alone punch line is gold.

The end of a knife has a good point, as well. Maybe you should see how far it goes into your eye, fascist?

Nope. He's making jokes. I don't put limits on what people joke about. I have my own tolerance but they can say whatever they want. I don't get outraged by things comedians say. A lot of them love pushing the envelope and saying outlandish shit. Doesn't bother me.

“Haven’t seen this special yet”

“The best comedy comes from punching up, not down.”

Who the hell invented this fucking rule?

The best comedy comes from being funny. 

He made a good point. Guess it struck a nerve. 

The jokes are funny in and of themselves, but they also provide a thrill akin to schadenfreude—the knowledge that some of you dumb shits will be offended by them is half the fun. 

He just raised a ton of money for the families who lost people in the Dayton shooting. Regardless if you like his comedy or not, to say he's a terrible person is.definitely the most recognitions thing you could come up with.

The best comedy comes from being very funny and knowing how to compose good comedy and have timing, not adhering to some culturally sensitive mandate prescribed by armchair sociologists online.

Dear Lorne Michaels, There are too
many SNL cast members nowadays.
Please eliminate three.

P.S. I am not a crackpot.

[Warning: The following contains references to sexual abuse involving children.]