You don't have to dig very deep to find very suspicious trails that lead back to this very scenario.

I'm picking up the truck about 4:45pm… stay tuned.

"I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States, but they just can't get the spices right!"

*swings microphone* Oh I'm sorry, kid!

Why does she always look like she's just taken a sticky nut in her right eye?
She looks like South Park's version of Caitlyn Jenner.

I'm gonna say "Mitchell Lane"

This is and always will be one of my all-time favourite albums. "Missing the War" has to be one of the best songs Ben Folds has ever written.

Partial credit!

"A Jesus school". This is actually reality.

Get in line, bro. I'm taking her out for a 3 piece feed first.

Her forcibly pushing the lectern around had me laughing audibly, AUDIBLY!

I'm guessing their only Führer costume was at the dry cleaners.

My pants are totally all Bündchen up after watching that episode.

#AllPervertsMatter

Tacky as fuck and out of touch with reality are the first things I thought, to be honest.

National Prayer Breakfast??? Really?? America, you deserve this.

It's in Revelations, people!!

Mate, I respect your right to choose. I'm not even American anyway, it was just a great chance to use a Simpsons joke.

We'll send a ham to your widow.

Not on your life, my Hindu hipster!