Why not keep your license and just take a shit on the floor?

Hey this guy's a conservative, let's get him!

Would you say he's about to…regulate?

My girlfriend drinks more FUIC than water.
I do, seems like eons ago, doesn't it? Time moves fast in this fascist post apocalyptic waste land.

RIP Marslando Calrissian

Adelaide is underrated and unfairly maligned by other states, but that's ok, it can be our little secret.

Mmmm sweet, sweet red label. Come join me for a longneck my brother, welcome anytime.

That's fair enough. Maybe i'm in a bubble in little old Adelaide here, but i'd like to think the good are still the majority. If i lose faith in that, what have we left?

Not true. Majority of Australian's are furious and outraged. Including media outlets.
A few loudmouth redneck right-wing politicians don't speak for the country.

I can't argue with that… but… it was a pretty funny line, a joke's a joke!

"We'll be Finding Dory at 7 and again at 10. You must be over 18 for the 10 o'clock, it gets a little blue!"

How is that not appropriate?

No doubt! The ladies i've seen were all lovely, accommodating and reasonably priced. My girlfriends at the time, not so much!
I kid, i kid!

Give her a chance, mate! I reckon she's got the chops for it. I could see her becoming like a self-deprecating Rachael Dratch type performer. Except cuter, sorry Rachael.

I saw a VICE cooking show with Beck and Kyle featuring in it, and they spoke about how grueling the show is to work on and that they both work out a lot to keep fit in both the body and the mind. Then they ate some confit duck.

Yeah, I have a life, we ALL have lives here!
*spills Mtn Dew all over keyboard* Awww.

All of the sex workers I've been to gave me perspective, they gave me too much fucking perspective.

His bit was on at 1:05am.

Look, i GET why some people think the Friend Zone bit seems lazy and potentially troubled, and i'm not arguing that… but I know I've seen my own friends be in that EXACT situation, and as a buddy, you want to step in and drop some hard truths on them, then you can both laugh about it later and move on. And i think…

I've been imagining rooting with for her this whole time!