They were signed to Epic/Sony, but ok.

*quietly cums in pants*

I keep telling you, he's 118 years old, and he's DEAD!

I know, i know! I'm my own worst enemy! Let the thick pissy streams of atonement commence!!

"When I get back, i'm gonna put my mouth where this jar is!"

You did, but I probably deserved it. Glad I've been able to redeem myself!

I think you've berated me before for being a snarky jerk who added nothing to a conversation, and I now wish to accept my punishment..

OH HELL NAW

I assure you I have jizzed upon many a cankle, my good man!

What about if it was just around her ankles and it was all water retention that started to stink and cause serious medical issues? Still nail?

Yeah i'll pay that, great delivery! I guess she was supposed to be playing nervous so she made it look easy.

What i'm getting from you Dennis is you're not a fan of golden shower jokes but really love that sophisticated "loose woman vaginally consumes entire bar stool" shtick.
But hey, each to their own!

This is outrageous if true, however, if he'd paid the same prostitutes to do the same thing to me, he'd have my vote! What a world we live in.

Well.. she's not wrong..

Man, you REALLY love Bon Iver.

"Goodnight Springton!"

Does anyone wanna switch seats?

Nice. Cheers.

"But she has a new hat!"

Tell me about it!