Didn't her Dad say if she wasn't his daughter, he would totally bone her?
Gotta give him points for honesty. The racism, not so much.

Ivanka?? I hardly know her!
I was really hoping for at least an on-air attempted assassination tonight but then I remembered the security checks to get inside 30 Rock when I was there. They wouldn't even let me take my Big Gulp through the doors! Outrageous.
Still, someone could've at least thrown a shoe or some human…

Whenever I hear "Do Rei Me" it's the ultimate reminder that the world is a worse place without Kurt's musical talent. If this particular song had been fleshed out into a properly produced Nirvana track I'm confident it would've been my favorite song of theirs. Just beautiful stuff.

Duly noted.

Tight goat!

It did for me.

"Ohhhh that dog 'o mine!"

The A.V. Club

"Number Eight" *burp*
"Number Eight" *burp*
"Number Eight" *burp*

I'd love to pin down Alexandria Daddario in an underground parking ga…
*ACCOUNT SUSPENDED*

It's the role he was born to play, baby!

"Did anyone order me a plain cheese?"
"Yeah, we did. But if you want any, somebody's gonna have to barf it all up, 'cause it's gone".

I took that advice and ran with it!

Liberty bell… Liberty bell…

I don't want video in Spotify, I wan't a desktop client that doesn't strip usable features with every new update release while increasing the work load on my CPU. Why do companies do this? They bork their own software for seemingly no reason other than to justify the positions of the too many software engineers they…

Saw them here in Australia earlier in the year, like others have mentioned, a flower covered stage with the band wearing white, which gave a soothing false sense of security when they then proceeded to expertly and swiftly melt my fucking face off, just so tight, loud and genuinely happy to be up there playing.
You…

Logged in just to say we need more people like you in this world.
"Friends don't let friends trip on random"… amazing advice.
Take heed, everyone.

BOO! BOO BILLYLEEMANG BOOO!!!!

Her music is made for luxury car ads, boring as bat shit.

I still get heaps of shit for loving me some Wu-Tang, my punk and metal loving friends just don't get it. Listening to them makes me feel so white, there's no rhyme or reason for it other than it's just brilliant fucking music.