Fair call, I never said it wasn't creepy, but the law is the law!

I'd love to motorboat the youngest Dunphy daughter from Modern Family, and then I found out she was like 16…. so while I would be filled with shame, it still happens to be legal where I live!
Rack 'em up!

No doubt.

He taught me everything I know, and now I'm lookin' at 25 to life.

FUCK A BOSS I'M THE GOD DAMN CTO.
I lost my shit when that RTJ track started, it should be the ending for every episode!

Heh heh… mule.

Caaalifooorrrrrniiiaaaaa

Attempting to break your record as we speak..

I fucking love Noel Gallagher.

I think you nailed it with that, yeah! I know all of this, I've done enough shrooms to know that the world doesn't revolve around me. I guess I was playing up to the drama of it all, and that is truly, my own damn fault! Cheers.

Thank you Archmage, I'm currently building my first house so that garden and picket fence will soon become a reality!

Thanks Loretta, yeah I understand the risks of that, I'm just a bit of a dreamer and live in my own fantasy world, but I know my worth.

Oh yeah, as usual Louis CK has all the answers!

Fuck oath.

Thank you Miss Licious x

I've been quiet on here lately, and not really up for conversation.
But I love you all and wish you all the best while I'm in self-imposed exile.
I've had too many knockbacks from women I build up in my head, and then the cold light of day is harsh and unforgiving on my love addled brain.
I might try taking a cock up…

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Was there a post explaining what the deal is? I must've missed the announcement.
What a huge loss for all of us.

Pup Tent.

Totally crushing on Katie right now! \m/