I wish!

Yeah I was joking, he's alright.

Fuckin' AY!

Nah, I get that, I'm not actually advocating a system-wide change for all criminals, but in this particular instance, due to his absolute pig headed responses to these allegations, I'd be perfectly happy for him to be dragged through the streets and hanged in the town square, sans pants.

David Spade's tied up in all of this?? Not surprising.

You got lucky, when I stayed in one, someone just threw gruel all over my back.. at least, I think it was gruel…

Oh fuck this creepy piece of shit, I'm sick of fucking hearing about it.
Statute of limitations is bullshit, considering the effects of alleged actions would most likely last a lifetime.

It's hard to say until we've walked Emile in his shoes.

*puts Jay See in chokehold and drags him across table*

I found him informative and witty.

I'll allow it.

I'll be there in spirit.. and semen.

Or less. Fuck yeah, Australia!

God Bless America!

Easily my favorite username on here, always makes me laugh.

When I signed up for Xbox Live I wanted the nerdiest, sci-fi type name I could think of. So I literally just picked two words, put them together, and BAM.. zer0entity was born, the o is a 0! :D

Man, I'm jealous of the quality footage they must've scored having a front-on view of the birth. When I stand outside the hospital window with my GoPro I can only get an obscured view and the camera is always shaky from all the wanking.

*pulls tampon out of ass*
Sadistic?? Some of us suffer from serious anal leakage, ok???

*frantically googles "bitch porn"*

Just blow it all over my back, mate.