One time I was going hard in a mutli-tasking marathon of pulling bongs and pulling myself, and I'd heard that Tabasco sauce was marketed at being "great on red meats", and since I'd been fist fucking myself most of the evening, I awaited the cool soothing touch of this magical ointment on the end of my throbbing…

Rated R for strong face fucking.

Don't mind if I do!

A dude at my work looks exactly like this. I have.. strange feelings about him.

I thought they closed that place down?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yes.

“Let’s go smoke weed about it” is my favorite saying! I love this show.

But it wasn't his fault!

I knew there was something suss about him the moment he purchased that abandoned, haunted amusement park upstate.

"Well I'm MC Bri and I'm here to say, got shot down in a chopper just the other day! No wait, that's false, I remembered it wrong, hey zer0entity pass me dat bong! We out! Biaaaatch!"

He has a military based quiz show on digital TV's UK Conquest channel.

GO BACK TO SLEEP, SHEEP!

My Mum say's I'm not allowed to download apps :(

Sounds like this situation went a lot better for you than it did for me, congrats!

Sounds delish! Might have to head to the markets this weekend. Thanks!

I only buy my coffee in "catering" sized tins.

Lamb bacon? Care to elaborate?

Heh heh.. creamer.

Blow jobs?