*attempts to pre-order movie tickets on iPhone*

Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

Slacks? But he doesn't have a stitch to wear!

Meatclot?

Welcome to BurgerShot ma'fuckaa!

*crosses fingers*
Please be semen, please be semen..

Aqua Teen Period Force

Why does Amazon.com.au only sell books?
Jokes on them, we're all illiterate! HAHAHA

It's thinking about what I can't see that really gets me hard as fuck.

Fair cop mate, faark I bloody should've ay!

I would but I've been using it to buff the roo dents out of my Monaro.
It gives a nice creamy finish, it does!

McDonalds Funeral Catering
"When you get to hell, tell 'em Ronald sent ya!"

"Hey! Mr Prime Minister!….Andy!"
"Ey mates whats the good word?"
"This mayonnaise is going rancid in the hot sun!"
"Bloody hell! We can sell it to the Yanks for a million chazzbucks!"

What did Beck do to piss off Lorne? Man, he leaves a big hole when he's stuck backstage.
I hope he had some ribs or something to feast on to ease the pain.

Are you asking if i'm Tyler Labine? I wish!!

I've gotten well over the shame of it and now enjoy blissful unsexually attractive multi-screen gaming totally guilt free. It's liberating, let me tell you!
SSB or any other competitive tournament style gaming with a bunch of mates and a few spliffs is a great way to spend a weekend.

Oh I can assure you, you are NOT alone in that at all, we'll all meet back at the apartment, then head outside for a choof at the same time, I honestly believe that's the only reason it's in the game anyway!
So bong on, bro!

We each have our TV's next to each other in the lounge room, permanently, haha!

Careful, he'll short circuit.

Myself and my two housemates will be enjoying copious amounts of marijuana and Grand Theft Auto Online together, we have a modestly ranked crew and really enjoy tearing around San Andreas causing havoc, without resorting to griefing or harassing other players (unless they start it, then oh boy, it's on).