*kicks in door*

You've condensed a long rant I'd like to yell regarding this subject down to 2 succinct sentences, and now I don't have to do it, so thanks.

My parents did… Weirdly.

Metallica - Until It Sleeps CD single…shut up I was 12.

*gropes @avclub-fa7fdeb5c05b708e5614c7e8cdb1c34d:disqus*

Yeeeeeah get right up in there dude, that's it! Oohhhhhfuck….

Now when I watch the show all I'm gonna be able to think about is the fact that the end of his dick is probably stuck to his underwear.

She's the only one I have slept with :(

*gets hit with wayward shit particles, cums*

He's slept with more black girls than I ever will and I reserve the right to hold him in contempt for it!!

[gets hit in the chin with a 6 roper]
WHOA!

I do! It's a residual funk due to the lack of ventilation.

Blurry picture?? Dude, you can sniff my nuts if you like?

Theo Cognitivist makes a super kebab at the shop round the corner from my house.

WHY WON'T BILL TALK ABOUT 9/11???
WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT WE DON'T??

I want some manmeat!

Sweet!

#chickenslice??? Get the fuck outta here.

I tend not to judge people solely on their religion, but how open they are about their personal wanking habits. If they worship bullshit but will still admit they love getting themselves off, and that it's healthy and normal and God's totally OK with it, then I'm cool with them, and I believe that some good can come…

I've got enough kush here to push it up to a clean 25%, easy.
And a copy of Legend on vinyl of course.