There is nothing I enjoy more than taking a shit at work, and hearing someone actually gag when they walk in after I've just dropped a log.

Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels 2
Run the Jewels 2

I knew it.

Like me for example.

Right on, brother!

You don't dig da 'erb, mon? Make the change. CONSTRUCTIVE ADVICE.

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My asshole disagrees!

Didn't he smear shit on a girls top lip? Whats all that about?

Upvoted for "Cactus C**t"

GUNT!! I saw them back when they were skinny and called CU…

Haha dude, I'm not picking on you at all.
My first comment was genuine, then I took it too far.
But not at your expense, I'm just an idiot.

I'll add it to my case notes. My bedroom wall is adorned with long-lens spy photos of Cosby and pictures of 80's sitcom families all mapped out with red string and newspaper clippings of Duran Duran*

I thought you made a legitimate and constructive point about how much of a clusterfuck this whole thing is. So, don't feel bad.

*sigh*
Why can't I find a chick like that?

Ted Danson was a saint!

*Whoopi Goldberg's vagina swallows entire supernova without flinching*

Oh I remember that yeah! Haha, I seem to recall it working very well for me.

I'm betting this is gonna be a.. breast selling book!

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