mistakenglueassaulttape, perhaps?

“FAR more mature than the last generation, thank Cthulhu.”

There’s a snake in my boot!

The integrated CE 04 riding gear is so magnificently dumb it wraps around to making me want it. Badly.

Vegans have naturally softer and more supple hide. Would you have it go to waste after the rest gets processed into Soylent Green?

The pic is Italian enough that they could play bocce!

Probably would have caused too much of a fuhrer.

Or a mutant mole rat that arose when Gandhi nuked the planet in Civilization. 

She has been replaced with Russian robot?

As much as I love me some Grunkle Stan comedy, for me the highlight was hearing Soos describe the Hamburglar in excruciating detail, only to finish with “...I think he’s antifa”

Wolfsburg-ass patina!

“Can’t you just picture her holding a litter’s worth of puppies in one hand and an entire rack of baby back ribs in the other?”

Yes, whereupon she unhinges her jaw and devours both.

For a second there I thought the exhaust pipes were facing forward. I liked the look. Like an AT-ST’s chin guns.

I read that in Mr. Regular’s “Harold Slovinski” voice:

“THIS IS THE INTERIOR THE KIDS LIKE”

If you look closely, one of the pole vaulters is actually Torch en route to install a Euro-model taillight. 

There’s a great auto site for all the “global warming is a hoax made up by socialist deep state antifa lizard people” folks.

It’s called The Truth About Cars.

We need a version of that meme where Allie is holding a tesla coil. 

Boston Gun Club, this is your moment!

That was my first thought too. Perhaps they could tune it to serve as a SAD (Seasonal Affectiveness Disorder) lamp as well? 

True love is giving your SO your jalapeno cheese spread.