The integrated CE 04 riding gear is so magnificently dumb it wraps around to making me want it. Badly.

Vegans have naturally softer and more supple hide. Would you have it go to waste after the rest gets processed into Soylent Green?

The pic is Italian enough that they could play bocce!

Probably would have caused too much of a fuhrer.

Or a mutant mole rat that arose when Gandhi nuked the planet in Civilization. 

She has been replaced with Russian robot?

Wolfsburg-ass patina!

“Can’t you just picture her holding a litter’s worth of puppies in one hand and an entire rack of baby back ribs in the other?”

Yes, whereupon she unhinges her jaw and devours both.

For a second there I thought the exhaust pipes were facing forward. I liked the look. Like an AT-ST’s chin guns.

I read that in Mr. Regular’s “Harold Slovinski” voice:

“THIS IS THE INTERIOR THE KIDS LIKE”

If you look closely, one of the pole vaulters is actually Torch en route to install a Euro-model taillight. 

There’s a great auto site for all the “global warming is a hoax made up by socialist deep state antifa lizard people” folks.

It’s called The Truth About Cars.

We need a version of that meme where Allie is holding a tesla coil. 

Boston Gun Club, this is your moment!

That was my first thought too. Perhaps they could tune it to serve as a SAD (Seasonal Affectiveness Disorder) lamp as well? 

True love is giving your SO your jalapeno cheese spread.

(gratuitous Red vs. Blue comment deleted b/c other commenters got to it first :/ )

I can only imagine the owners’ club forums.

Lord_Fauntleroy: I say, would any of you chaps happen to experience a sort of “chuffing” sound in second gear?

monocle_gent_42: Oh what merriment! Lord_Fauntleroy drives himself around in his own horseless carriage!

PinkertonStrikebreaker: Have your valet flogged thrice upon…

The RX8 was my first automotive love. It was my gateway into car culture. I’d sing the praises of the rotary engine and be one of those “oh you just have to drive it right and feed it all natural organic free range cruelty free oil of this exact weight and blend” apologists.

...I would love an electric RX8. Yeah, it’d…

Wasn’t that vehicle sold as the Warthog in other markets?