I can’t count how many times I’ve been uncomfortable with the person sitting next to me on a plane. Everyone is packed like sardines- it’s gonna happen.

I hope the people who are happy about his cancellation understand that they’re not just celebrating a professional blow to PewDiePie, but that they’re celebrating the loss of employment for all of those hardworking professionals.

here you go

This is a prime example of why people who aren’t comedians should probably just stay away from shock/offensive humor. There’s a proper way to do it that has been refined by many a great comic. Its more deeper than just saying/showing crass and offensive language for cheap laughs which is what looks like Pewdie Pie…

So a dude with more money than most people see in their lives chose to take advantage of economically-disadvantaged individuals for the sake of some anti-Semitic “humor,” and is now surprised that there are consequences that go with that kind of behavior.

Got it.

Having read some of the comments on the previous article…

Aside from being Adele’s third-best album, the Album of the Year award is supposed to “honor artistic achievement, technical proficiency and overall excellence in the recording industry, without regard to album sales or chart position.” This includes production, songwriting, structure etc; divorcing Lemonade from its…

No.

“played, a little bafflingly, by Kate McKinnon”

not a six pack in sight, you’d think these “genetic perfections” would at least look...fuckable

This may be my one and only chance to use this gif

I just thought they pretended it was Bannon’s jizz.

Ya, lactose tolerance just means at least some of your ancestors herded cows and sheep and shit. Just imagine how impoverished your life must be that a tummy enzyme that lets you drink something for baby mammals is, in your mind, something you have going for you.

‘wonking’?

I love the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame tribute to George Harrison. Prince’s solo begins at 3:30 and it is just mindblowing. But the best part is the look on Dhani Harrison’s face around 4:45. His dad was one of history’s most famous guitarists, he grew up around celebrities, yet he’s totally fanboying over Prince’s…

Dream lineup for the Prince tribute: D’Angelo, St. Vincent (he loved St. Vincent), Beck, Janelle Monae, Anderson .Paak, Maxwell, Solange.

Dammit. I didn’t even think about that. Timberlake sounds like the person the Grammys would pluck to do it. Now, I’m pissed.

Step #2

Invite D’Angelo

Step 1

I was thinking Rosie as Trump, but Rosie as Bannon would work too.

okay, now we NEED Rosie to play Bannon...