The story of unicorn pee

limecrime have been dealing with unicorn throughout their entire spotty career. Then there’s the story of the mythical Clarins “unicorn pee” nail polish that started a ton of dupes because it’s the real unicorn of the beauty industry.

That’s the first movie I ever saw with Val Kilmer in it.

Jeggings, too. You never have to worry about your zipper fly being down when you’re not noticing.

They suck and that’s it. Hopefully no one will remember these jerks in 5 years.

And now Marc is dating another *very young* model, which is gross. It’s pretty bad.

I’m actually surprised it’s still on. From the media I read, it feels like people grew tired of “Girls”, like 2.5 years ago.

awesome

well yeah

She looks like she’s 10/12 but still a great improvement and much healthier for her.

watching videos of Nikkie Tutorials and Jeffree Star.

Where the fuck is your song? I mean, come on
You know the pub want some bars, I’m Remy Ma-
-Rgarito, I ain’t sparrin’ with you bozos

Hey, is it me or the last, previously-unreleased five minutes could belong in Shade Court? I was laughing.

Girl (Kurdt), you were funy! Why?

Yeah, it’s part of what makes this Top of The Pops appearance hilarious.

Also, Jezebel, today is Poison Ivy’s birthday, an amazing fucking guitarist.

*YES* I do have a soft spot for the footage of this show because they are in their “new wave”, skinny-tie attire, and he slams the guitar to the floor but keeps singing and it’s cool

Kurt would’ve been so totally disgusted with 2016-2017, for real.

Also, Pat while Pat was still cool!

Yeah, people who don’t get Nirvana wear Nirvana shirts now.