We are going to dig as far as it takes for that coal especially into Mother Russia! America’s gonna have the most luxurious mine this side of the Western Hemisphere.

None of them. It’ll be a YUGE star, like Scott Baio or maybe even (fingers crossed!) Kirk Cameron!

Sorry, but that’s dumb. The artists appearing at this year’s fest didn’t sign contracts 15 years ago.

No fuck this...The big acts, Beyonce at least, is a fucking zillionaire entertainer and major influencer across a broad range of demographics. She can take the financial hit to take a real stand here.

The difference is that you need toilet paper if you don’t have a bidet. You need gas for your car if you don’t have good public transit.

That would be noted racist shitbag Donald Sterling.

I think they’re smart enough to figure out that once they cultivate their die hard fan base, they can literally do anything and their fans will justify it or put up with it.

So it’s not their responsibility to make sure that they aren’t lending their names and drawing power to someone like this? These are people that can pick and choose whom they do business with, not struggling artists who have to work with shitty promoters because there’s no one else that will book them.

While I don’t necessarily want Beyonce or Radiohead to have financial or legal ramifications, I certainly don’t have a problem with them potentially having a lesser profit from decreased sales tickets. Beyonce isn’t struggling.

Go to Albuquerque and stay in a hacienda. Buy some locally produced wine infused with New Mexican chilis. Drink 2 glasses, smoke a joint and drive to Santa Fe with narcotrafficante banda music blasting in your Chrysler 300 at 85 mph. The red and gold mesas and the clear 15 mile distances you can see across will blow…

But how else am I going to spend a whole paycheck on a multi-day gauntlet of blistering sun, filthy hordes, and 2 bands I actually like embedded deep within 17 I don’t?

The musicians have contracts. The concert goers do not. Interesting to see when all of the expected celebs and snowflakes attend.

So now what the hell am I supposed to do with the Steampunk/Hippie ensemble I’ve carefully curated over the past 12 months?

apparently a bunch of dudes?

Forget the power grid, the Russians are hacking Mariah. This means war.

“Yeah, mom, I called Beyonce. She said she wouldn’t keep me on the phone because she knew I had so much to worry about and knew I would want to concentrate on helping my husband instead of thinking about anything else. I think we’re good now.”

“Always stay gracious / Best revenge is your paper.”

I’m not particularly a Bey fan, ambivalent really, and I don’t think that happened that way. I don’t think she’s trashy enough to have time for that.

Not fake. That was posted on Heaven’s face book page yesterday!