I prefer to worry about the wellbeing of the rest of America. Kanye is just being an insufferable egomaniac throwing a tantrum.

It is truly fascinating/horrifying to see which ugly, self-serving goddamned ghouls come out of the woodwork for Trump.

Kanye mad as hell he didnt turn out like Jay and Bey. Thats all this is, folks! His life could have taken a very different direction but instead he chose “art”. Now he sounds like a old head rambling about how he used to be somebody. Kim, come get your man.

Tila Tequila is fucking gross.

On Friday, Tequila tweeted photos of herself at a private, alt-right D.C. dinner

I usually throw up when I have too much Tequila. This is one of those times.

Most likely she’ll wear Hugo Boss. Hugo Boss did dress Trumps mentor.

Yeah let’s be real. Ivanka is the first lady. Melania’s maybe fourth.

I know one “fashion house” that would love to work with her husband’s entire administration: Hugo Boss

Ivanka is already a first orange lady

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.

The first Jedi formed the Order after getting sicked of being friendzoned constantly.

As I near 32 I can’t fathom spending time with a 19 year old

hnnng yes glasses Indy is peak Indy

I’d take a beating before eating this ‘salad’.

I’m horrified.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

And yet he still manages grace and dignity. Obama will be remembered as truly incredible.