But it’s only widdle baby kittie poo!

Good motto, but it might not fit on a license plate! I guess mine was the short version. :)

Wasn’t here some study that showed there was poo on most cell phones? Well, poo germs, anyway?

Maybe kitten poo.

Especially as there’s some science showing that when you allow kids to grow up messy, and with a pet, rather than super-clean and germ-free, their chances of getting asthma are much lower.

I’m guessing that the “if you’re black” is implied.

“Stay Fuckin’ Up!” is on their license plate, I think.

I know. But, hey, let’s be optimistic — there’s always some evil shitbrained assholes doing evil shitbrained asshole things! Always room for more rage, even if you thought you were full. Like, you know, rage jello. :(

Oh jayzuz — “standard freezer baby” — that such a little corpse should exist and be thus abused.

For her role as a Mexican in Giant, Elsa Cardenas, a Mexican, was browned up a whole lot. Hey, everypne, progress! (Oh, wait, no.)

“Impotent philosophy professor” is redundant.

He’s super imaginative, you see.

I was just thinking that! Except jude Law, who is playing an android, looks more life-like!

Yes, he’s an idiot, alright. Maybe you should try fake eyelashes that look like centipedes are attacking your face, and the reddest red lipstick you can find? Would he notice then?

Indeed! I sometimes add a boiled potato and then I can pretend I’m having both a hot potato salad AND a mixed greens+What’s in the Fridge salad!

And a special pocket for night cheese.

There may be a weensie chance both of us are worriers. :)

Are you saying to break the window glass once the car is full of water? B/c if you break it when there’s hardly any water in the car, the pressure of the outside water will immediately thrust the broken glass into the car (Along with forcefully flooding the car) — which is the problem with the second scenario.

My solution to the leftover-bits-of stuff problem: “Whatever’s in the Fridge Soup”. Tastes different every time!

Well, it’s not like they were out and running around and expending calories.