Yes.

It sounds like the only "ethnic" food he knows is Italian, so anything that's not burger and fries is Italian. You know, like sushi and goulash.

In teriyaki sauce.

You should have let it cook in a pressure cooker for a few hours, I think that would have done the trick.

Oh, no! She's doomed, doomed, I tell you!

No, bring them along when you go out drinking, because every helpless little infant wants a drunken, stumbling, bad-decision-making Mommy, amiright?

You can permanently damage a child's (and your own, d'uh) hearing at a loud concert. You're an adult, so if that's your choice, fine — but don't bring the kid. End of story.

Well, I'm not reading it unless they put a few cute cats (with bows around their necks) sitting on her desk, and unless her shoes are recognizably Manolos, and unless there's a "Hang In There, Baby" poster up on the wall behind her, some colorful, tissue-paper fluffed shopping bags by her chair, AND there's…

Yes, inquiring minds want to know.

I'm kinda stunned that some of the tourists actually applauded.

It's not squee, it's animal abuse, and I don't think these videos should be supported this way — hedgehogs aren't otters. Cute doesn't include unhappy animals, imho.

Hey, wait a minute! Why are they being fed a "balanced diet" ???! They need an evolutionarily-correct "otter diet"! They don't need fruits and veg., they're carnivores, and live on mollusks and other briny creatures. This is like feeding zoo lions plenty of corn and peaches, or making sure your racehorse is getting…

WHAT is the otter doing??? Does anyone know?

Even though, as the otters are perfectly aware, it is correct to eat sushi with your fingers, I'm still not taking either one of them to a Japanese restaurant.

Yes ... a friend ...

Not only did I delight in the video, but I appreciated its grammatically correct title!

Maybe, for safety's sake, you should break your accidental child porn key which you only press accidentally while you're drunk! Because accident. Also drunk.

(1) There are assholes at every gallery opening/exhibit. I worked in two galleries, I know.

Yikes, interesting article — whom'da thunk it?

First of all, it's "me and Susie" — (ha ha ha!)