Actually, she's just trying real hard to lift her eyelids, but she can't onacounta the dead caterpillars stuck onto them.

And Joni Mitchell, and Neil Young, and Jim Carey, and Martin Short, and so forth. That Beebs, he's all yours now!

What you pop-drinkers need now is some invisible cola.

I want all the dresses, even the ones that make you trip and fall, and an event to go to in each. Also, none of the models looks more than 15.

Yes, in a good way. Usually, when Monet exploded, he beat his wife. But yeah, that's what this dress looks like, excellent point.

Flies. Honey. Vinegar.

Not just "shapewear" — that is, "wear" that "shapes" you closer to an unreasonable ideal created by misogynistic, self-styled fashion and beauty "experts" who basically just want your money. NO, all pantihose and tights! I'm short and small, waistline is about 26 inches, so you'd think! But all pantihose and tights…

She can read, right?

She is not a rocket surgeon, and I don't see how she's 'empowering' young girls at all — through 'it's so pretty' cultural appropriation? Through self-objectification? Through vapid pop songs? If young girls want to be just like here, it's because she's pretty and famous, which suggests they want to be a celebrity.…

Thanks for explaining this, as it used to be just a left click, no new tab.

Am I the only one here who can't respond ("discuss") to a comment? Ain't working.

I owuld recommend your post a million times if it were feasible to do so. Yes, science and Jezebel just don't mix.

I would like to add to my previous post, that whatever happened to all those supporters of Gaga's "Born That Way"? Yeah, people are born that way, it's normal and natural, but looking into the in-vitro, neurologiocal metabolic events that create adult sexual preferences is trolling and stoopit and what a stoopit name…

And her'es me doing post-grad psych and not knowing that!

So if this scientist said exposure to whatever increases the likelihood that your child will have more flexible fingers, or smaller earlobes, or hwat have you, then I doubt there would be so much response to the study. People would shrug and say, cool, whatever. But since the guy is saying there's more likelihood…

No, but I do watch TV, which has a lot of ads for ED drugs you should "talk to your doctor" about! Plus, I've never heard Eating Disorder abbreviated like that, that's new.

People commenting here and on other articles have been using the term "ED" which I found very confusing, until I realized it meant Eating Disorder and not Erectile Dysfunction.

Pix of women in lbd's against a dark backdrop = not too much information!

I know! And dragons are inherently appealing, but then with BC's voice, holy Toledo!

Er-hem, just to clarify, Idris is not my boyfriend, but Benedict C. and Martin Freeman are. Because Sherlock and Dr. Watson work so well together. Also Smaug's voice, and noble hobbits. Ok, now I'm just confusing myself ...